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[gatto]

If your shoes smelled like puke and you couldn't get the smell out, what would you do?

Besides buying new ones!!! (￣Ｏ￣)



Oh, hey, hey, guys! I wanna know. Have you been winning lots of points?? You've all better be working hard too! ♪

Comments

[gatto]

How rude!!! I told you. That's NOT gonna happen again!

[Wow, way to rub it in, those cuts are gonna take forever to heal!!]

[ushishishi]

Don't have to be polite to trash.

We'll see ♪

[RUBS SALT IN THOSE WOUNDS]

+10 for rubbing it in!!

[gatto]

You're gonna be real sorry, you know. ♥

You got lucky that time~

[RUB SALT ON FACE WOUNDS...]

heee

[ushishishi]

shishishishi

Still mad~?

[dick.]

[gatto]

Eh, at you???

You're not that important to me! ♥

[Gosh, what a jerk... each of them is...!]

[ushishishi]

Important enough to try to talk to me all the time. Must be lonely, too |D

[but the super dick is over in this corner]

[gatto]

Just cause I talk to you doesn't mean you're important, you know! You're the one who's just a lonely, stupid prince~

Besides~ I've still gotta get more points~ from you~

[I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I--

--And the super dick award goes to... Bel!!!]

[ushishishi]

That's what you say. Denial isn't healthy~

You're not going to get those from a prince.

[I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?!!!]

[omg this is the best day of his life!!!!]

[gatto]

Ehhhh, it's not denial if it's the truth! You're just mad cause you're so lonely. Right? Right?? Right???

Yes, I will~ You got me before, but I'm gonna get you twice~ as hard~ now~

[I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?!!!!!]

[he should be happy, he deserves it!!!!]

[ushishishi]

Wrong wrong wrong, so wrong~ I don't get lonely. Most annoy me.

shishishi unless you have my skill, you wouldn't reach half my level.

[I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I????]

[gatto]

Most annoy you, hmmmm? But you're REALLY annoying! Maybe nobody else wants to be with you!

It's not gonna matter how skilled you are when I get you~ You didn't think I wasn't gonna do anything, did you??

[I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I????]

[ushishishi]

I don't want to be with many either. You're one of those.

shishishi I'll cut you up better than last time if you even try~

[gatto]

I don't wanna be with you either. ♥ But I can get loads of points from you!

Those are still healing, you know.

But that~ doesn't matter~ You're the one who's gonna get cut up this time~

[ushishishi]

You can try and fail~

Make the prince bleed and you'll regret it ♥

[gatto]

Nope! That's one thing I'm NOT gonna fail at! ♥

Eh~? Why's that~?

[ushishishi]

If you spill my blood, I'll make mincemeat of you.

[No tildes, no nothing. Is he serious...?]

[gatto]

[Well, that's new.]

What's that about?! Can't spill your ROYAL BLOOD??

[ushishishi]

It'd be fun to spill it and reminisce, but slaughtering you all because of it wouldn't be good for future points, you know?

[gatto]

SLAUGHTERING us?! Just because someone made you bleed??

You stupid prince, that's not a good enough reason!

[And, frankly, reminds him of the Executioners, which is just... no. No.]

[ushishishi]

You wouldn't understand at all.

It's just so fun.

[Executioners....ripper princes...sort of similar, really.]

[gatto]

HEY. Fighting's fun! I know that.

But what you're talking about is just REAL WEIRD.

[CLOSE ENOUGH, really!!]

[ushishishi]

Of course fighting's fun. But having the blood of your opponents spread everywhere is the best sight.

Trash wouldn't understand.

[gatto]

[WOW, OKAY, total creeper. It might be a few extra moments before his next message comes in, as he only stares at his phone in confusion. Jeez, he really would get along great with the Executioners, wouldn't he? And even Rin's wary of them.]

It's got nothing to do with trash!

You really are some kind of weird pervert, aren't you?!!

[ushishishi]

[He'd like to chill with them, just by the name itself. Sounds like his kind of people.]

shishishi so keen on the prince being a pervert.

[gatto]

[He'd get to meet a blond who covers his eyes half the time, match made in heaven.]

Cause you've got some REAL WEIRD tastes!! You're probably a weird perv too.