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[gatto]

If your shoes smelled like puke and you couldn't get the smell out, what would you do?

Besides buying new ones!!! (￣Ｏ￣)



Oh, hey, hey, guys! I wanna know. Have you been winning lots of points?? You've all better be working hard too! ♪

Comments

gross!!!!!!!

[ushishishi]

I wouldn't let you see my face. I'm very attractive because I'm a prince.

You're the one thinking about me getting aroused by that little game. It wasn't a fight if you didn't touch me~

[YEAH THAT'S RIGHT]

i k r!!!!!! and +10 for rubbing it in yet again!!

[gatto]

Eh, being a prince won't make you hot. You're just hiding something real ugly under all that hair. Right, right, right???

You were!! I don't need to think it, I SAW it!

[OH, WOW, RUDE, HE IS SO NOT ACKNOWLEDGING THAT, SO NOT--]

I told you. It'll be different next time.

back and forth and back and forth

[ushishishi]

Wrong again, as usual ♪

So you were looking at it.

If there is one. I should kill you.

on and on it goes!

[gatto]

Prove it~

There was nothing to look at. You're too small. ♥

Ehhh, so you can perv all over me again?!!

and on and on and ooonnnn +10

[ushishishi]

No. I can't show my eyes, that would cause trouble.

The prince is not small. You're much smaller than I, probably down there too.

I wasn't getting aroused, pervert.

where it stops nobody knooowwwsss

[gatto]

Why??? What's wrong with your eyes?

Nope, I'm packing! But you won't~ get to see~ ♥ [Unlike Bel, he's pretty shameless about this, whoop!]

You were!! It was enough to make me sick!

Re: where it stops nobody knooowwwsss

[ushishishi]

It'd cause a stupid mess in the UN if I revealed myself.

[...There's a story behind that.]

Because there's nothing to see. Tiny~

Not at all. So desperate for me to say I was shishishi

Re: where it stops nobody knooowwwsss

[gatto]

[...Yeah, he only has half a clue what the UN even is. Didn't really do any good in stopping WWIII...!]

What, you're gonna tell me you really are important?

Not tiny! But I'm not gonna show YOU!

Am not! You can deny them all you want, but you've just got real weird fetishes.

[ushishishi]

[...wait what]

Of course I'm important because I'm a prince.

Don't even want to see it anyway. shishishi I'll just ask Shizzy, he saw it didn't he? Or maybe it was too tiny to notice.

I'm not denying anything. [Except for just a thing or two.]

[gatto]

[...it's a long story.]

But we still don't know what you're a prince OF! Is your country even real??

IF he saw it, he'd just tell you you're wrong, you know~ [...But he doesn't wanna think of someone creeping on him in the shower, nope.]

So, so, so you DO have weird fetishes!

[ushishishi]

Yes. But you won't ever know.

So you hope |D

The prince isn't denying anything because none of this is true at~ all~

[gatto]

And why's that?? I'm gonna find out anyway!

So I KNOW! ♥

...But I don't think he watched me in the shower. [IT'S CREEPY, OKAY.]

But you sure sounded excited when you were talking about killing people. That's sick!! [Like he never tries to kill anyone himself, gosh.]

[ushishishi]

You could tell someone who does matter and would cause a mess back home that's just a pain.

That's not a fetish. That's just so fun. [ok yeah he might....enjoy it....]

[gatto]

I don't know why your UN would, but it's not like anyone back home would even care about you, you know.

You sure weren't acting like it was just FUN.

[ushishishi]

Mammon cares. So does Squ, even if he's noisy and annoying. Boss cares about me for my power.

It was a little exciting. Just a little, cause you weren't moving around much.

[gatto]

But I don't know them! So I'm not gonna tell anything to THEM! And anyone else I could tell wouldn't care.

...You like it when they struggle???

[ushishishi]

There is another here from my world. Word could reach him and I can't have that, you know?

shishishi struggling is fine, but actually fighting back is better ❤

[gatto]

Really?? Who is he? [It's time to focus on the important thing here!!]

EH, but how do you expect people to fight back if you trap them?!

[ushishishi]

Kozato Enma. The pathetic looking redheaded one.

The prince prefers his opponents to be smart enough to know how.

[gatto]

I haven't met him. But I'm gonna have to keep an eye~ out for him~ now~

[Give him a minute to connect the dots before he sends the text...] HEY! How rude! You fought dirty.

[ushishishi]

Don't think he'll fall for your perverted advances shishishi

|D You got it~ It's called "strategy". Didn't I come at you head on? Gave you plenty of warning too.

[gatto]

I haven't even met him! What if he's as ugly as YOU?

I'm used to guys who'll actually FIGHT ME.

[ushishishi]

He's pathetic and looks like a beaten up dog.

Do you want a fight?

[gatto]

So all your friends are as ugly as you???

You didn't fight me before.

[ushishishi]

He's not my friend and I'm not ugly. He's the prince's opponent right now for a wrong he committed.

Didn't need to~