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[gatto]

If your shoes smelled like puke and you couldn't get the smell out, what would you do?

Besides buying new ones!!! (￣Ｏ￣)



Oh, hey, hey, guys! I wanna know. Have you been winning lots of points?? You've all better be working hard too! ♪

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[ousawagi]

Easier said than done..

[ Guess who hasn't touched a mission yet? ]

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[outfoxing]

[what]

Have you tried sprinkling them with baking soda?

[ushishishi]

Kill yourself ❤

[APPROPRIATE REACTION]

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[gatto]

[Oh boy. That doesn't sound so good!]

Huh?! Why's that? Don't tell me you've been losing points!!

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[gatto]

[You don't want to know, Kudou.]

Baking soda, eh? And it'll make the smell go away???

[gatto]

No. ♥ You'd miss me, prince!!

[How extreme...!]

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[ousawagi]

Eh?

No, that's not-- [ Well, it's not entirely wrong to say that. ] --um, it's just a little bit hard..

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[gatto]

A little hard?? Eh??

It's not so hard if you do the missions! You've been doing them, right?

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[ousawagi]

Missions..?

We've had missions..? (￣◇￣;)

[ushishishi]

shishishi like how I'd miss a thorn in my side.

[...ok maybe it would be a little boring without a fighting rival but like he's going to admit that!!!]

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[gatto]

You didn't know about them??? Σ(゜ロ゜;)

Eh, but you can get a whole lot of points from them!

[gatto]

No way! The stupid prince would totally miss me~!

Right? Right? ♪

[ushishishi]

Completely incorrect ♪

The only thing you're good for alive is points and getting beaten. It would be inconvient to search for another so easy to get those things. The prince wouldn't miss you at all~

[NO WAY NO HOW]

[gatto]

EHH, I'm not THAT easy to beat!!

[Yes, let's focus on the important thing here.]

You THINK that, but when I win this game and leave you're really gonna miss me!

You're not gonna win that many points from me anyway~ ♥

[outfoxing]

[these message posts are just becoming increasingly questionable...!]

It should. Wipe them off with a damp cloth first, then cover it in baking soda and leave it sitting for a few hours. By the time it's dry, the smell should be gone.

[gatto]

[they're perfectly normal...!!]

Got it, thanks! I didn't wanna have to go around without my shoes.

Wait, how do you know that? Have you had to do that too??

[ushishishi]

Maybe not the easiest, but easy enough for the prince.

[Talking big much, Bel?]

I'm not gonna let you win the game, you know? There will be none of that at all.

[outfoxing]

I've had to deal with it before, certainly. With a carpet instead of shoes, actually, but the method should work the same. [his day job is extremely questionable.....]

It should make it so you don't have to walk around barefoot, at least.

[gatto]

I don't~ think so~ You don't stand a chance! ╮(≧▽≦╮)

[So much posturing.]

EH? You can try! But I'm gonna win so many points I'll win the game in no time!

[gatto]

Who's been puking on YOUR carpet?

[But nevermind that...]

I really didn't wanna waste points on new shoes either...

[ushishishi]

You'll be dead many times over by the end of this (-ヮ-)ﾉ

[He's holding himself back, he swears!!!]

shishishi what a funny joke~

[gatto]

You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you wanna do THAT~ ♥

[Of course he is!!!]

It's not gonna be so funny when I win my prize and you don't have any points!!!

[outfoxing]

As a counselor, getting a few nervous students is common.

But you're probably safe from an unnecessary expenditure like that, don't worry. If the smell still lingers, you could always try putting mint leaves in your shoes when you use them. [he understands the importance of looking spotlessly presentable (or at the very least not smelling like barf) okay]

[ushishishi]

I'll aim for your throat next time ♥

Aah? And how do you plan to do that?

[gatto]

[Oh, students, right right, he gets it. Not that he didn't ditch school as soon as he could, but hey...]

A counselor, huh?

I didn't know that about mint leaves though!! Just how much puke have you had to clean up??

[This is a perfectly reasonable question. Perfectly... reasonable...]