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[gatto]

If your shoes smelled like puke and you couldn't get the smell out, what would you do?

Besides buying new ones!!! (￣Ｏ￣)



Oh, hey, hey, guys! I wanna know. Have you been winning lots of points?? You've all better be working hard too! ♪

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[gatto]

Nope! That's one thing I'm NOT gonna fail at! ♥

Eh~? Why's that~?

[ushishishi]

If you spill my blood, I'll make mincemeat of you.

[No tildes, no nothing. Is he serious...?]

[gatto]

[Well, that's new.]

What's that about?! Can't spill your ROYAL BLOOD??

[ushishishi]

It'd be fun to spill it and reminisce, but slaughtering you all because of it wouldn't be good for future points, you know?

[gatto]

SLAUGHTERING us?! Just because someone made you bleed??

You stupid prince, that's not a good enough reason!

[And, frankly, reminds him of the Executioners, which is just... no. No.]

[ushishishi]

You wouldn't understand at all.

It's just so fun.

[Executioners....ripper princes...sort of similar, really.]

[gatto]

HEY. Fighting's fun! I know that.

But what you're talking about is just REAL WEIRD.

[CLOSE ENOUGH, really!!]

[ushishishi]

Of course fighting's fun. But having the blood of your opponents spread everywhere is the best sight.

Trash wouldn't understand.

[gatto]

[WOW, OKAY, total creeper. It might be a few extra moments before his next message comes in, as he only stares at his phone in confusion. Jeez, he really would get along great with the Executioners, wouldn't he? And even Rin's wary of them.]

It's got nothing to do with trash!

You really are some kind of weird pervert, aren't you?!!

[ushishishi]

[He'd like to chill with them, just by the name itself. Sounds like his kind of people.]

shishishi so keen on the prince being a pervert.

[gatto]

[He'd get to meet a blond who covers his eyes half the time, match made in heaven.]

Cause you've got some REAL WEIRD tastes!! You're probably a weird perv too.

[ushishishi]

[Sounds like a perfect partner!!!]

Wrong~ You're the pervert, thinking a prince would get off to cutting you up.

If you want a real pervert, talk to Luss. His tastes are gross.

[gatto]

Nope! I don't want YOU perving on me! It'd make me sick!

.......Who's Luss?

[ushishishi]

Protesting too much.

Lussuria, one of the others from my group. He likes the bodies after the prince is done slaughtering them.


[...]

[YEAH...]

[gatto]

NO! I just don't want some lech perving on me.

[...Oh.

Oh.

Gross.

For once, he doesn't even know what to say.]

...Is your group made up of a bunch of pervs?

[ushishishi]

[HAVE FUN WITH THAT IMAGE]

Just him and Levi are the perverts. Squ, me and Boss aren't at all.

[gatto]

[HE'LL NEVER FEEL CLEAN AGAIN.

But, oh no, oh no. Play it cool.]

I don't know if I WANNA know how Levi's a perv.

But I guess if they're in your group, that explains YOU!!

[ushishishi]

He just likes Boss and too young women too much. And leaves his porn everywhere.

And how have I been a pervert? Beside your overactive fantasies shishishi

[gatto]

Too young women? Those kinds of perverts aren't any better!

EH?!! I didn't have any FANTASIES! You were totally getting hard when we fought!

[Subtlety only exists when it's convenient!!]

[ushishishi]

Like you would know anything about liking women.

....

You were looking down there?

[Not confirming anything but...!!!]

[gatto]

I don't. ♥

Ah! I didn't need to look to tell, you know!!

[He'll never feel clean again...!!]

[ushishishi]

...

Did you grope me?

[HOW DID HE NOT FEEL THAT...]

[gatto]

[Wait a minute...]

GROPE YOU???

No way! Why would I grope YOU?!

[ushishishi]

You care so much about it. Maybe you wanted to touch something you'll never have.

If you didn't see it, then how did you know I was getting hard?

[STILL NOT CONFIRMING ANYTHING.]

[gatto]

Nope! I could get better ones if I wanted to. ♥

It wasn't that hard to tell, you know! Anyone would've been able to!

[OH NO, HE KNEW IT.]