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[gatto]

If your shoes smelled like puke and you couldn't get the smell out, what would you do?

Besides buying new ones!!! (￣Ｏ￣)



Oh, hey, hey, guys! I wanna know. Have you been winning lots of points?? You've all better be working hard too! ♪

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[ushishishi]

Protesting too much.

Lussuria, one of the others from my group. He likes the bodies after the prince is done slaughtering them.


[...]

[YEAH...]

[gatto]

NO! I just don't want some lech perving on me.

[...Oh.

Oh.

Gross.

For once, he doesn't even know what to say.]

...Is your group made up of a bunch of pervs?

[ushishishi]

[HAVE FUN WITH THAT IMAGE]

Just him and Levi are the perverts. Squ, me and Boss aren't at all.

[gatto]

[HE'LL NEVER FEEL CLEAN AGAIN.

But, oh no, oh no. Play it cool.]

I don't know if I WANNA know how Levi's a perv.

But I guess if they're in your group, that explains YOU!!

[ushishishi]

He just likes Boss and too young women too much. And leaves his porn everywhere.

And how have I been a pervert? Beside your overactive fantasies shishishi

[gatto]

Too young women? Those kinds of perverts aren't any better!

EH?!! I didn't have any FANTASIES! You were totally getting hard when we fought!

[Subtlety only exists when it's convenient!!]

[ushishishi]

Like you would know anything about liking women.

....

You were looking down there?

[Not confirming anything but...!!!]

[gatto]

I don't. ♥

Ah! I didn't need to look to tell, you know!!

[He'll never feel clean again...!!]

[ushishishi]

...

Did you grope me?

[HOW DID HE NOT FEEL THAT...]

[gatto]

[Wait a minute...]

GROPE YOU???

No way! Why would I grope YOU?!

[ushishishi]

You care so much about it. Maybe you wanted to touch something you'll never have.

If you didn't see it, then how did you know I was getting hard?

[STILL NOT CONFIRMING ANYTHING.]

[gatto]

Nope! I could get better ones if I wanted to. ♥

It wasn't that hard to tell, you know! Anyone would've been able to!

[OH NO, HE KNEW IT.]

[ushishishi]

shishishi you're mistaken.

That's how big a prince normally is.

[.............]

[LEGIT]

[gatto]

Much better than yours~!

Eh..........

You're probably really small.

[THINGS HE NEVER WANTED TO READ...]

+10 for you're talking about my dick gross

[ushishishi]

Course not, because I wasn't hard then. Whatever size you were leering at was normal.

Disgusting pervert.

[THE DEPTHS TO WHICH HE SINKS...]

keeps talking about your gross dick!!

[gatto]

You're not hot enough to leer at! You don't even have a nice FACE! [The fact that he can't even really see his face is inconsequential.]

Ehhhh, I'm not the perv!! You were the one getting all hot and bothered over a fight! [BECAUSE HE IS SO NOT SAYING "WHEN YOU CUT UP MY FACE," NOPE.]

gross!!!!!!!

[ushishishi]

I wouldn't let you see my face. I'm very attractive because I'm a prince.

You're the one thinking about me getting aroused by that little game. It wasn't a fight if you didn't touch me~

[YEAH THAT'S RIGHT]

i k r!!!!!! and +10 for rubbing it in yet again!!

[gatto]

Eh, being a prince won't make you hot. You're just hiding something real ugly under all that hair. Right, right, right???

You were!! I don't need to think it, I SAW it!

[OH, WOW, RUDE, HE IS SO NOT ACKNOWLEDGING THAT, SO NOT--]

I told you. It'll be different next time.

back and forth and back and forth

[ushishishi]

Wrong again, as usual ♪

So you were looking at it.

If there is one. I should kill you.

on and on it goes!

[gatto]

Prove it~

There was nothing to look at. You're too small. ♥

Ehhh, so you can perv all over me again?!!

and on and on and ooonnnn +10

[ushishishi]

No. I can't show my eyes, that would cause trouble.

The prince is not small. You're much smaller than I, probably down there too.

I wasn't getting aroused, pervert.

where it stops nobody knooowwwsss

[gatto]

Why??? What's wrong with your eyes?

Nope, I'm packing! But you won't~ get to see~ ♥ [Unlike Bel, he's pretty shameless about this, whoop!]

You were!! It was enough to make me sick!

Re: where it stops nobody knooowwwsss

[ushishishi]

It'd cause a stupid mess in the UN if I revealed myself.

[...There's a story behind that.]

Because there's nothing to see. Tiny~

Not at all. So desperate for me to say I was shishishi

Re: where it stops nobody knooowwwsss

[gatto]

[...Yeah, he only has half a clue what the UN even is. Didn't really do any good in stopping WWIII...!]

What, you're gonna tell me you really are important?

Not tiny! But I'm not gonna show YOU!

Am not! You can deny them all you want, but you've just got real weird fetishes.

[ushishishi]

[...wait what]

Of course I'm important because I'm a prince.

Don't even want to see it anyway. shishishi I'll just ask Shizzy, he saw it didn't he? Or maybe it was too tiny to notice.

I'm not denying anything. [Except for just a thing or two.]