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elijah elkwood

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How cute. My best suits are orange.

[but he...doesn’t sound amused. No, the voice over this feed doesn’t sound amused at all. Yet as hard and stoic as it sounds, you can sort of hint that he might be smiling. or smirking. Or an uncanny combination of the two. He DID pitch a fit earlier, but that was when no one....was around..and was looking BUT!!...something hard lands next to his phone- it makes a thunk! sound]

A classic, really! I wasn’t counting on many of us -or anyone I knew- to take these missions seriously, but. Aha, did you ever.

[LIKE HE’S ONE TO TALK.]

Either way. I hope you’re happy. [A sigh....and a last sound, a loud rrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip--]

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[NO SYMPATHY, he can attempt to look snazzy in orange......]

The neutrals? Ehhh, but that's real boring! You've gotta have some fun and try something different!

[In a voice that's just a tad too cheerful:] But you're right! At least it wasn't you that got turned orange.

Then what color palettes would you suggest? [Elijah laughs...wait, what. what's that suppose to me...oh, dear.] 'Me'?

[oh.] Oh!

Why, that's terrible! [if you could see elijah now...] How on earth did they manage to do that?

[Completely ignoring that laugh for now to answer the question, YEP.] Anything! Just get clothes in some brighter colors, like red!

[Biased, who's biased. But oh no... There's the other question.] I dunno, maybe it was paint! But I wasn't the only one who got turned orange, y'know.

That's very unfortunate. [and suddenly he does feel really lucky dang rin...you're good at this!!] In your honor, I'll wear more red from now on! [he also likes red...not surprisingly.]

But in all seriousness...do you have an idea of who might have done such a thing? [It seems like Elijah is taking this more seriously than we thought...]

[Awwwyeeaaah, score!] Good! Wearing too many neutral colors will just make you look like an old man, you know.

But... Yeah, I know! It was probably that stupid prince who did it.

[oh no elijah can't afford to look like an old man JUST YET...]

'Prince?' Ah- I don't think I've met him directly, but I know the one. [his reputation precedes him, after all...] I've been pretty fortunate not to get in the way of his mischief...then again, I suppose it can't be helped!

[it's not too late, elijah, change your wardrobe...!]

Yeah, yeah, that guy! You don't wanna meet him anyway. I know we've probably got loads of weird people here, but he's even worse!

At least it was just your suits!

Honestly, he may have been the only odd one out that I've noticed...[no this is a lie he's found plenty of ...interesting people but the big question is do they know they're interesting.]

Everyone else seems to be thankfully placid. For the most part.

[Oh, that's right-] I don't believe I ever heard your name-?

I guess compared to him, the rest of us are all loads better.

[--Oh, wait, what's that?]

Eh? I'm Rin! What's your name?

Rin. [Oh, thank goodness...a name that he can properly pronounce.]

I'm Mr. Gabriel. I'm glad to have found yet another resident that's just as sensible as they should be. [as in you don't seem as looney as everyone else or MAYBE YOU ARE...]

[IS HE OR IS HE NOT--

That gets him a laugh. Well, Rin can't say he exactly agrees with that, but hey...!] Nice to meet ya, Gabriel! Is the guy who dyed your suits one of those who isn't sensible?

I highly doubt he -or she, for that matter- is capable of any sense. Who does that? [elijah you are such a baby.]

Ah, but I suppose I'm not one to talk.

Huh? Why's that? I thought you were more sensible than them, hmm?

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