001 Flawed [Text] Backdated to several hours after arrival

[mellowyellow]

Is this an empty forum? Completely empty?! That just won't do! What kind of lame site has zero content?

In that case, I claim this forum in the name of men across the globe! Any and all explicit content now belongs right here! (≧∇≦)／











Or we can just chat about our new digs. If you want to be a party pooper.

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[gatto]

You have to set out some better bait!

Boo, you know what absolute power means! We have to stage a coup! A coup!!! For all the guys who want DIFFERENT explicit content! Even the prince guy! (ﾉ✧◡✧)ﾉ

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[mellowyellow]

Well I tried to take a video of myself, but it didn't work!

........I know why prince guy is so pissy. You just solved the mystery! It all makes sense now!!!

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[ushishishi]

[hello said prince guy here]

The only explicit content I would want here would be your entrails splattered all over it.

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I'm not interested in you failures. So you can stop hoping.

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[mellowyellow]

Are you suuuuuuuure I'm not right? It all makes sense if I am!

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[ushishishi]

I don't even have to see your face to know you don't fit my interests.

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[mellowyellow]

I'll bet! Let me guess. The only face you're interested in is yours!

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[ushishishi]

Bingo ♪

Few have gotten my interest, and most of them just happened to die.

[totally coincidental]

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[mellowyellow]

Aaaaaaaah no wonder! Girls hate guys like that, you know! A guy who cares about his own looks more than his girlfriend's is the worst!

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[ushishishi]

Of course I care about how my princesses look. They have to be flawless ♥

[no pressure or anything, ladies.]

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[mellowyellow]

Have fun with your blow up doll.

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[gatto]

Are you THE prince guy???

That's REALLY different explicit content though! I don't know how easy it's gonna be to find here!

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[ushishishi]

I am the prince.

That's easy enough. I could slit your guts open and take pictures.

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[gatto]

Hey, slitting my guts open wouldn't be so easy! I don't know if you could do it.

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[ushishishi]

Oh really? Why is that?

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[gatto]

I'm really strong!

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[ushishishi]

shishishi So strong you have to hide behind this network.

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[gatto]

I don't need to hide! You can come find me whenever you want. （ ＾∇＾）

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[gatto]

Try another one! Maybe you just didn't do it right.

Because he's not getting the porn he wants??? That could make someone really pissy.

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[mellowyellow]

I did, I did! The stupid phone has no camera. (｀ε´♯)

Right, right? Somebody should get him some asap! The really gritty stuff!

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[gatto]

They don't?? I thought all fancy phones like this had cameras! (ﾉ▼д▼)ﾉ ~┻━┻ ☆`

Yeah, yeah, the most explicit you can find! It's life or death for him!!

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[mellowyellow]

They should!!

Royal jewels are at stake!

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[gatto]

But we got stuck with ones WITHOUT cameras!! Not very nice of them, eh?

Hey, hey, do you think he'd share some of those royal jewels as a reward? :D

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[mellowyellow]

...............................................................

No thanks. Not my kind of jewels.

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[gatto]

[You can just pretend you can hear him laughing and laughing... and laughing.]

I guess if they're coming from THAT prince, it's not worth it anyway.

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[mellowyellow]

[Hush.:|]

Never in a million years! Even that special kind of jewel can be tainted and worthless.