001 Flawed [Text] Backdated to several hours after arrival

[mellowyellow]

Is this an empty forum? Completely empty?! That just won't do! What kind of lame site has zero content?

In that case, I claim this forum in the name of men across the globe! Any and all explicit content now belongs right here! (≧∇≦)／











Or we can just chat about our new digs. If you want to be a party pooper.

Comments

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[ushishishi]

I don't even have to see your face to know you don't fit my interests.

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[mellowyellow]

I'll bet! Let me guess. The only face you're interested in is yours!

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[ushishishi]

Bingo ♪

Few have gotten my interest, and most of them just happened to die.

[totally coincidental]

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[mellowyellow]

Aaaaaaaah no wonder! Girls hate guys like that, you know! A guy who cares about his own looks more than his girlfriend's is the worst!

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[ushishishi]

Of course I care about how my princesses look. They have to be flawless ♥

[no pressure or anything, ladies.]

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[mellowyellow]

Have fun with your blow up doll.

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[ushishishi]

...

Disgusting.

[Dude he has knives everywhere he'd pop it]