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[chemistries]

[Kon's outside the library, smoking at a computer he built immediately after arriving, staring up at the sky instead of the camera.] So this has all been surprisingly boring so far. I don't care about living in dorms, but playing violent games for points? That got old before high school. I'm more interested in the fact that we all understand each other. The language barrier? It doesn't exist and it should. We're all from different dimensions, right? Someone should definitely be speaking in clicks and grunts.

[He exhales a stream of smoke and rolls his eyes toward the camera.]

Anyway, I've noticed that a lot of the people here are eating takeout and then regretting it later. Would anybody be interested in cooking lessons? I mean, you'd have to be willing to bet that I'm not going to poison you and take your wallet, but look at what you've been eating. It might be worth the risk.

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[chemistries]

It doesn't matter what language you speak -- it all sounds the same.

For me to cook for you? [lololol] A lot.

[ushishishi]

Does this sound the same? Or this? Perhaps this?

[From his inflection, it sounds like he's saying that in different languages before it was translated.]

[He raises up a knife. Apparently it is time for intimidation!!!]

Is your life worth it?

[chemistries]

All the same.

[And he snorts. Ostensibly because he doesn't know that Bel is an unhinged motherfucker and rather expects he's just stupid.]

Worth cooking for you? I dunno. You look like you have weird tastes.

[ushishishi]

'shishi! Perhaps I didn't make the deal clear enough for you.

[Bringing out one, two, oh, three of those knives, and brandishing them, giving small giggles all the way.]

You can cook for me, or I'll slit your throat ♪

[chemistries]

Do you really think it's a good idea to threaten somebody into cooking for you? That seems like a really handy way to end up chewing broken glass or poisoned.

oh crap I just realized bel only has the voice option PRETEND IT WAS THE SOUND OF KNIVES

[ushishishi]

If there's a single thing wrong with my food, I'll kill you for it. It's in your best interest to make it right.

LMFASDKMLASDLK :*

[chemistries]

Unless I poison you and you die before you can kill me.

sob

[ushishishi]

That's why you're tasting it first.

[chemistries]

Assuming I haven't developed tolerances to any poisons or saturated my body in antidote.

[ushishishi]

'shishishi! I doubt you had the foresight to bring enough antidote here.

Even if you did, it's easy enough to find another to taste it.

[chemistries]

You shouldn't assume anything about people you don't know.

You don't know much about poison, do you.

[ushishishi]

Poison is too boring to use as a method of killing. You can't individualize poisons without knowing the person first, no?

[chemistries]

It depends on whether or not you're trying to hide the fact that you're the one who did it. I wouldn't be, so it'd be easy. Something flavorless with a little bit of a delay. You wouldn't even know what was happening until you lost control of your motor functions.

[ushishishi]

[...]

[Good point.]

'shishi! A search of your possessions and careful observation while you're cooking my food should prevent any of these little games.