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[chemistries]

[Kon's outside the library, smoking at a computer he built immediately after arriving, staring up at the sky instead of the camera.] So this has all been surprisingly boring so far. I don't care about living in dorms, but playing violent games for points? That got old before high school. I'm more interested in the fact that we all understand each other. The language barrier? It doesn't exist and it should. We're all from different dimensions, right? Someone should definitely be speaking in clicks and grunts.

[He exhales a stream of smoke and rolls his eyes toward the camera.]

Anyway, I've noticed that a lot of the people here are eating takeout and then regretting it later. Would anybody be interested in cooking lessons? I mean, you'd have to be willing to bet that I'm not going to poison you and take your wallet, but look at what you've been eating. It might be worth the risk.

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[chemistries]

Unless I poison you and you die before you can kill me.

sob

[ushishishi]

That's why you're tasting it first.

[chemistries]

Assuming I haven't developed tolerances to any poisons or saturated my body in antidote.

[ushishishi]

'shishishi! I doubt you had the foresight to bring enough antidote here.

Even if you did, it's easy enough to find another to taste it.

[chemistries]

You shouldn't assume anything about people you don't know.

You don't know much about poison, do you.

[ushishishi]

Poison is too boring to use as a method of killing. You can't individualize poisons without knowing the person first, no?

[chemistries]

It depends on whether or not you're trying to hide the fact that you're the one who did it. I wouldn't be, so it'd be easy. Something flavorless with a little bit of a delay. You wouldn't even know what was happening until you lost control of your motor functions.

[ushishishi]

[...]

[Good point.]

'shishi! A search of your possessions and careful observation while you're cooking my food should prevent any of these little games.