001 Flawed [Text] Backdated to several hours after arrival

[mellowyellow]

Is this an empty forum? Completely empty?! That just won't do! What kind of lame site has zero content?

In that case, I claim this forum in the name of men across the globe! Any and all explicit content now belongs right here! (≧∇≦)／











Or we can just chat about our new digs. If you want to be a party pooper.

Comments

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[mellowyellow]

It's horrible, right?! I guess this town just attracts party poopers!

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[8fold]

What a 8ore!
I expected a lot 8etter from this pl8ce.

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[mellowyellow]

You'd think! What with the ego trip design.

I am very disappointed in their overall presentation.

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[8fold]

Guess it's nothing 8ut a let down!

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[mellowyellow]

Maybe we can get a refund if we complain!

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[8fold]

Or at least make them pay off our loans. ::::)

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[mellowyellow]

Same difference!

Woah, is that a spider smiley? Eyes, eyes everywhere!

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[8fold]

[ He recognized it as a spider? Immediate bonus points for him as far as Vriska's concerned. ]

Yes!
Spiders are the 8est, and anyone who says otherwise is just a moron.

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[mellowyellow]

[Welp. Just call him the biggest moron.]

That's a pretty unique hobby!

What's so great about them?

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[8fold]

[ Just never let her know and you might be safe. ]

Everything!
They're the gr8est. Where would I even 8egin?

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[mellowyellow]

[That's usually his strategy of choice.]

Wherever you want. The front or the back or even right smack in the middle!

Maybe you can even start with an 8.