001 Flawed [Text] Backdated to several hours after arrival

[mellowyellow]

Is this an empty forum? Completely empty?! That just won't do! What kind of lame site has zero content?

In that case, I claim this forum in the name of men across the globe! Any and all explicit content now belongs right here! (≧∇≦)／











Or we can just chat about our new digs. If you want to be a party pooper.

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[balzams]

Alright, alright.

I think you're a bit more internet savvy than I am. I'll just leave it to you.

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[mellowyellow]

The suavest and savviest!

So what's up with you, while you're here and all?

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[balzams]

What do you mean, 'what's up with you'?

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[mellowyellow]

How's it hanging, what are you up to, all that stuff! If you're not going to have fun with the forum, you can at least chat!

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[balzams]

I'm still a bit overwhelmed. Right now I'm wondering how to go about making new friends. Did you get a similar message?

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[mellowyellow]

Yep! Pretty sure everybody did. Weird way to start things off, right? But if this whole Five Step Plan deal they've got going is this easy the whole way through, then it'll be a piece of cake!

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[balzams]

I hope so.

One of my roommates had me worried that this was a scam but doing tasks like making friends sounds like it'll be quite nice.

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[mellowyellow]

If it's a scam, it's a seriously expensive one. These guys are pitching in the big leagues.

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[balzams]

I still can't believe they managed to build a whole city for it.

Even if they didn't build it, buying and refurbishing on this scale is no easy feat.

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[mellowyellow]

You don't even know the half of it. One of my roomies is an alien! How do you get advertising in outer space???????

[So he doesn't actually know anything about how or why said roommate is here. He's just assuming. It's what he does.]

It's too weird to be real, but it's too dumb to be fake.

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[balzams]

You too?!

Don't tell anyone but I think one of mine might be too. He has grey skin and horns. At first I though it might have been a costume but there was something not quite right about it.

This whole place is unlike anything I've ever seen...

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[mellowyellow]

Gray skin and horns? Intense.

[And a little disconcerting. Not that he's going to say as much.]

I guess the way we got here in the first place says a lot on its own.

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[balzams]

I was expecting some kind of private coach.

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[mellowyellow]

Like a life coach? Ha ha! That would only be a little weird.

I don't mind getting away though. Isn't it sort of like a vacation?

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[balzams]

No, I meant a coach like a bus.

I suppose so. It seems like a fairly clean city. I'm going to go exploring a little later.

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[mellowyellow]

A plane ride could've been pretty cool.

Perfect! Make like a tourist and check out everything the locals think is dumb!

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[balzams]

I will. If we're going to be living here for a while it'll be good to get familiar with the place.

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[mellowyellow]

Then I guess I'll see you around, neighbor~

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[balzams]

It was nice talking to you. Best of luck with everything.

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[mellowyellow]

Ditto, ditto! （　　●　　　´　　ε　　｀　　●　　)ノ~~BYEBYE!!