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001 Flawed [Text] Backdated to several hours after arrival

Is this an empty forum? Completely empty?! That just won't do! What kind of lame site has zero content? In that case, I claim this forum in the name of men across the globe! Any and all explicit content now belongs right here! (≧∇≦)／ Or we can just chat about our new digs. If you want to be a party pooper.

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Definitely got the wrong girl if you were hoping for some sharing, especially on a public forum.

Wouldn't be surprised if there were here though, but you won't get it from me. Somehow, I'm /not/ surprised you can't even go one day without your porn. Boys.

I gotta put it out there. Just in case. Wouldn't want to miss such a unique chance~! But I could never ask a good girl like you to do it if you don't want to! Just don't expect a beast like me to lock up my roaring desires!

Lmao. I'd like to see you try. Just b/c I won't flash for the camera doesn't mean I'm a good girl ;)

But I'll give you props for being so out there right off the bat.

Feisty~! I bet nothing gets past you! Not even the wind blowing your skirt! I don't mind collecting props along with points~

That'd require me to wear a skirt, so yeah, the wind definitely doesn't get past me. Not much else does either. Eyes like a hawk.

Do you keep a tally of those too?

Sounds dangerous~~~ Only when I want to impress someone.

What can I say, I live life on the edge. Comes with the job description.

How do you quantify how many props people are giving you at a time? Seems pretty arbitrary to me.

That explains why you wouldn't wear skirts. Wouldn't want anyone peeking from beneath the edge! Nothing a guy gets from a girl is arbitrary~

Lol. If anyone's hanging off the edge, they've got my condolences. That shit's not fun. You need to massive arm muscles to pull yourself back up!

I didn't say how many props I was giving you - how're you gonna tally it?

Aaaaah~ But a girl like you could drop any guy into that position! I thought for sure they'd be there because of you. It's at least 2! So let's say 43! Ｖ(○⌒∇⌒○)

It's cute how you think you know what I'm like. But thanks for the vote of confidence.

Carryover from home's cheating, y'know. ;)

It's a free sample. Feel free to take another one~ Never!

What are you, Costco on a Saturday?

Totally! There's no way to crosscheck! You could be making it all up for all we know!

Depends. Do you think Costco is hot? That is the only way to do it, Madame Prop Giver.

You have no idea what Costco is, do you?

alright, you got me there. So another prop for that. But only one. Don't make me start my own tally.

Not even the tiniest inkling. 44 （≧∀≦）♪

Jumbo-quantity warehouse store that hands out free samples all the time. Think buying enough toilet paper for a family of five for a year in one go.

What happens when you get to 50?

One peek through these warehouse doors, and you'll be set for life~ Prop party?

That sort of thing, yeah. Though I don't think you could supply me with enough nacho cheese to drown in for $5.95, lol.

That definitely doesn't sound like what it probably is. You planning on throwing this party for everyone?

Just the ride of your life. that's all. Only guys with 50 or more props are invited. All girls get 50 default props for having boobs.

You're pretty sure of yourself, for someone with under 50 props. ;) How many women has that worked on?

No matter the size?

Including you? One. (*^▽ﾟ)v +10 bonus for D and higher.

That's assuming it's even worked on me~

Sizeist. [ guess who's b-cup~ ]

LIVE BY THE BOOBIE, DIE BY THE BOOBIE.

.....men.

Have you ever even touched a boob before?

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