001 Flawed [Text] Backdated to several hours after arrival

[mellowyellow]

Is this an empty forum? Completely empty?! That just won't do! What kind of lame site has zero content?

In that case, I claim this forum in the name of men across the globe! Any and all explicit content now belongs right here! (≧∇≦)／











Or we can just chat about our new digs. If you want to be a party pooper.

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[mellowyellow]

But do you have a flag? I don't see a flag.

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I win.

[ushishishi]

[ONE HOUR LATER.]



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Claimed in the name of the prince ♪

[mellowyellow]

You're too late! Your stylish new flag is still second place!

[ushishishi]

Do you want to start a territory war?

[Someone has issues with being second place over here.]

[mellowyellow]

What, are you some sad middle school delinquent looking for street cred?

Do guys like that really still exist? Can I take a picture to commemorate an endangered species???

[ushishishi]

I'm a prince.

Trash with false claims don't get photographs.

[You'll just have to look from afar, bro.]

[mellowyellow]

I guess I should just hang out with the rest of the garbage then, huh? On MY cool forum.

[ushishishi]

Devoted to things that you'll never have.

[BOOM]

[mellowyellow]

[ASSHOLE]

Last I checked, I didn't devote my forum to your sad complexes.

The Frog Prince Who Can't Find a Single Princess Willing to Kiss HIm forum is way over there.

[ushishishi]

[OH YOU JUST HAD TO PUT FROG IN THERE]

Do you realize who you're talking to? I could have any woman I wanted. Drop the "frog" or I'll cut off what you think from.

[mellowyellow]

You mean my balls of steel?

[ushishishi]

Steel? Did a disgusted woman cut them off already and require you to get replacements? I don't have to do any work then, do I.

[mellowyellow]

they were a gift from the heavens! You couldn't cut them if you tried!

OH YEAH +10 points to Kida for that second place comment way back there whoops

[ushishishi]

Perhaps it would be difficult for most to cut things that haven't descended from the body yet, but it would be pathetically easy for me. Because I'm a prince ♪

The idiot is already on a roll.

[mellowyellow]

If that's all you've got going for you, I can see why you'd never shut up about it.

go kida go

[ushishishi]

shishi Wrong~~~

The thing you're never shutting up about is something that isn't going for you.

Whooooo~ He needs to enjoy it while it lasts.

[mellowyellow]

Then you must have really hated yourself, Prince-sama.

Yes yes he does

[ushishishi]

I meant sexual intercourse, not myself.

If you combine the two I'll skewer you.

[mellowyellow]

I'd never think of it.

[ushishishi]

Your neck depends on it.