001 Flawed [Text] Backdated to several hours after arrival

[mellowyellow]

Is this an empty forum? Completely empty?! That just won't do! What kind of lame site has zero content?

In that case, I claim this forum in the name of men across the globe! Any and all explicit content now belongs right here! (≧∇≦)／











Or we can just chat about our new digs. If you want to be a party pooper.

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[ex_surplus655]

I'm sure many others would agree that in your case, mission 1 equates to something else entirely if you just reached that point with this post.

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[mellowyellow]

Nobody specified what kinds of friends, and everybody knows internet friends are the easiest to nab!

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[ex_surplus655]

If no one likes you, they are.

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[mellowyellow]

Is that why you're here?

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[ex_surplus655]

I already made my friends.

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[mellowyellow]

Oh, this guy works fast! I'm jealous~

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[ex_surplus655]

It's not difficult if you can figure out what motivates people.

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[mellowyellow]

you some sort of mastermind motivator?

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[ex_surplus655]

People are predictable.

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[mellowyellow]

That's such a lame come back. Come on. You can do better!

Of course people will respond predictably to such a predictable answer!