TRE ♔ [AUDIO]

[ushishishi]

Ushishishi~! Did all of the new ones here sleep well? 'Ah, it'd be a shame if they were kept awake up by some of the loud trash here. 

[The voice is quiet, affable and entirely condescending and insincere.] 

Consider it a warning of what's to come.

[Newbies, there is a knife placed haphazardly in your bed, most likely near the area where one would lie their neck. What a lovely welcoming gift. The metallic sound of objects hitting each other certainly suggests he knows something about it.] 

I wonder how many will last this game, mm? 'shishi!

[He never stops those quiet snickers, does he.]

Comments

[mellowyellow]

I like it D.

[ushishishi]

You seem like that type.

[mellowyellow]

I also have a y chromosome, Sir States-The-Obvious.

[ushishishi]

Barely ♪ You're not much of a man by your own admission shishishi

+10 to Bel this time!

[mellowyellow]

At least I don't have to hide my knife in every girl's bed to get some decent action.

/o/

[ushishishi]

I got all the action I needed.

500 points of it~

[mellowyellow]

[He's pretty close to dropping the conversation now that he's the one who's peeved.]

Thanks for painting the target on your face for me.

[ushishishi]

[Rage quit. Feed his ego.]

That little rat hasn't been around to beat. It's so boooooring. If you want a fight the prince would be happy to beat you.

[mellowyellow]

[Masaomi doesn't want a fight though. This guy is pants on head retarded and equally annoying, but he's also psychotic and homicidal. Nothing's come of it yet. He doesn't want to be the reason something does finally happen.]

So even the Prince (?) has rats.

[ushishishi]

[He's cruising for a bruising, regardless.]

He's disgusting. He's small and annoying, and a stupid pervert.

Drop the (?).

[mellowyellow]

I don't know any guys like that.

You keep saying that like you expect me to listen.

[ushishishi]

The idiot queer that's just like you. Rin.

You'll listen when your tongue is at stake.

[mellowyellow]

Did he take a picture of you in the shower or something?

Steak over stake. Get me some of that, and maybe I'll think about it.

[ushishishi]

No. Is that something that's just like you? shishishi knew you were alike.

Eat your own tongue instead.

[mellowyellow]

No way. You just want it to be.

[ushishishi]

Gross.

[mellowyellow]

Yeah you are.

[ushishishi]

shishishi you're the grooosss pervert here.

[mellowyellow]

[With a sigh, Masaomi tosses the phone onto his bed. He's not going to get anymore points for this.

It's time to call it quits.]

[ushishishi]

[...]

[He will consider this winning!]

[Somehow.]

[mellowyellow]

[That, children, is what we call "delusions of grandeur." <3]