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[pneumonia]

( the video opens up to an albino with long white hair sitting on top of a high tree in the park humming. the wind blows her hair up and she begins to sing. )

One mischievous little woodpecker
Another day, pecking your holes
Ruining the woods, tree wrecker
The angry old forest god turned your poor beak into a poison knife
Poor little wood pecker, your nesting holes are all tainted
Your food with toxins rife
Touch your friends, and they all will die falling at your feet
Oh, sad little woodpecker
Poisonous tears, shining brightly, as they stream down your cheeks.

( shiro finishes singing and drinks an orange drink. she has a basket full of them next to her and she looks forward. after a bit her eyes get slightly watery but then she narrows them. )

Comments

[gatto]

Eh? Tree? I'm not the one in a tree here!

[pneumonia]

Should Shiro get off you then?

[gatto]

But I'm not a tree! It's not me you have to get off of, y'know!

[pneumonia]

Then where is your voice coming from? Tell Shiro now!

[gatto]

Eh, you really don't know? I'm using my phone to talk to you! I dunno where you are right now, but I'm not there!

[pneumonia]

Phone? Oh! The block thingy?

[gatto]

[He laughs. Well, they sure do look like blocks...] Yeah, yeah, the thing they gave you when you got here! Didn't anyone teach you how to use it?

[pneumonia]

Nope.

[gatto]

But it's real easy! You've just gotta talk into it. I never had a phone before either and I can use it now, y'know!

[pneumonia]

Oh like this?

( she picks up the phone and screeches into is. something like this haha. )

[gatto]

[There's a bit of a pause before his voice comes through the phone again (because that was just incredibly weird, what). Then he just laughs again, louder than before!]

Yep, that's right! Ah! But you can yell at other people with it, too.