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I AM BORED. bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored ..........(\_/) ..........( '_')............................... ☻ ...HELP!!!! ...../"""""""""""""\============¦¦¦¦D ------- /▇\ /""""""""""""""""""""""\..................... | | \_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@/ Anybody want to raid the bar with me?

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[Somebody needs to focus on the important thing here.]

How'd you draw that tank???

[Way too much free time.]

Mad skills.

So you've been practicing!

I've already seen the faces. [And shamelessly copied and edited them.] Can you do other things too??

Edited 2012-09-07 22:13 (UTC)

Since day 1 of school.

[Give him a moment to start a new one though.]
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EH, that's really cool!!!

So you can make a lot of them, can you? Mad skills!! ╮(≧▽≦╮)

You know it! (b^ｰﾟ) What have you been up to? Tell me it's more fun than Stealth Kitchen.

Stealth Kitchen?? What have you been doing??

I've been doing missions!

...And cleaning my boots. ╮(♉︵♉╮)

Edited 2012-09-08 02:36 (UTC)

Sneaking into the kitchen to snag leftovers. Did you step in dog crap??

But you're getting free food that way!! It's not so bad!!

No. The prince THREW UP on them. >:(

The moment I get caught, it's over! Finished! Ka-blam!

[Which is why it makes complete sense for him to admit he's doing it.]

Seriously? Seriously seriously?? There HAS to be a story behind that. Make it good.

So you've gotta keep it a secret!! If anyone finds out, they're gonna keep a real close eye on their food!! Then no more Stealth Kitchen!

[BUT THE PAIN OF THE (TEMPORARILY) RUINED BOOTS IS STILL FRESH.]

Eh, it wasn't that fun. I was doing one of the missions! And he was in his room hiding under a bunch of blankets because he said some hobo poisoned him!!

...And he threw up on my boots. Σ(゜ロ゜;)

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hobos with poison. The only thing lame enough to defeat the prince! Think you'll ever get the smell out?

I won't tell anyone!! But you better not forget it~

Eh, I don't even know who this hobo is! But he got the prince real good! You should have seen it!! ╮(≧▽≦╮)

Boo, it better come out! I didn't bring any other shoes!

If you really want to piss that prince guy off, find that hobo and switch their hats. No. Seriously. It'd work.

Their HATS?? The prince wears a hat??

But I wanna find that hobo anyway! I've gotta see who got him that good!

He calls it a crown. Totally a princess tiara.

[...Oh. He can't say he paid attention to that. Not with the puking and the orange paint and the hiding under blankets.]

He really wears a tiara?? Isn't he taking that prince thing too far??

[Sometimes you just notice things like that when you wrestle the guy in a fountain.]

Really No way he isn't making up for missing shit downstairs.

[Amazing what you'll notice when that happens.]

Yeah, yeah, he's REALLY gotta be overcompensating for SOMETHING! He says he's a PRINCE and he'll kill everyone!!

But I think he can't do any of that!

I'd want to murder someone too if I had a face like that.

It's why he's hiding his face with all that hair!!

Whatever's under there has gotta be real~ embarrassing~

A face not even a mother could love! I bet that's why he's here. The queen won't name him the next king cuz she can't stand to look at him.

OH, OH, that's gotta be it!! There's NO WAY he's a real good prince either!

But even if he wins, I don't think his mom's gonna be too happy about that!

...Or his weird country.

Nobody will be happy. Except him. That's how the game works right?

I guess so! don't want HIM to win the game though!!

[Petty, who's petty]

His idea of happy is probably real weird anyway!

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