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[chemistries]

[Kon's outside the library, smoking at a computer he built immediately after arriving, staring up at the sky instead of the camera.] So this has all been surprisingly boring so far. I don't care about living in dorms, but playing violent games for points? That got old before high school. I'm more interested in the fact that we all understand each other. The language barrier? It doesn't exist and it should. We're all from different dimensions, right? Someone should definitely be speaking in clicks and grunts.

[He exhales a stream of smoke and rolls his eyes toward the camera.]

Anyway, I've noticed that a lot of the people here are eating takeout and then regretting it later. Would anybody be interested in cooking lessons? I mean, you'd have to be willing to bet that I'm not going to poison you and take your wallet, but look at what you've been eating. It might be worth the risk.

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[ well. when you put it that way. ]

Well, Y-Yes, but --

um. [ oh. ]

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[chemistries]

But um what? [Sounds like grade A lackey material tbh]

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[binaries]

Wh-what would that entail... ? [ he's a pro lackey, but he needs to see a contract. ]

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I dunno. Nobody's ever offered me their services professionally before. [Note the emphasis on the word services. (No capes!!1)] Do you think you can provide me with something that's equal in value to eating?

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I'm not sure, I... [ ok this was bordering on irritating perhaps he should have kept his big mouth shut!! ] I'm an electrical engineer, mostly... I dabble in physics. [ yes. "dabble". ]

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[chemistries]

Why didn't you say so to begin with? [Potentially useful skills dot com.] I'm not gonna just feed you out of the goodness of my heart, but I think we can work something out.