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[chemistries]

[Kon's outside the library, smoking at a computer he built immediately after arriving, staring up at the sky instead of the camera.] So this has all been surprisingly boring so far. I don't care about living in dorms, but playing violent games for points? That got old before high school. I'm more interested in the fact that we all understand each other. The language barrier? It doesn't exist and it should. We're all from different dimensions, right? Someone should definitely be speaking in clicks and grunts.

[He exhales a stream of smoke and rolls his eyes toward the camera.]

Anyway, I've noticed that a lot of the people here are eating takeout and then regretting it later. Would anybody be interested in cooking lessons? I mean, you'd have to be willing to bet that I'm not going to poison you and take your wallet, but look at what you've been eating. It might be worth the risk.

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[chemistries]

Hey, not everybody knows what to do when they end up in a situation like this. [That's more than most people can say.]

It would, wouldn't it? Though there's a guy who's now threatening to kill me if I don't cook for him every day. I'm considering poisoning him. [Deadpan]

Okay, meet me at the grocery store near the dorms at four and be ready to carry things. [If they're gonna do this, they're going to start immediately because gosh something to do!]

[techissexy]

Clearly. Cue the confusion over phones, as previously discussed. They should be thanking you for doing them a service.

It's only fair. He wouldn't happen to be wearing a tiara, by any chance, would he? [ if it's the crazy prince she met during the dorm party, she wouldn't be surprised. ]

Done and done. You be ready to be blown away by how awesome I am in the kitchen. [ killing boredom yay! ]

[chemistries]

I couldn't say; he's not video chatting with me. I don't think he understands how easily I could poison him.

Yeah, I'll have a bucket of water ready.

[techissexy]

Seriously. That's why royalty usually have taste testers. Or tasting spoons. [ there's a bit of a visible shudder. bad experiences with viking tasting spoons and all that. ]

Oh come on, I'm not going to set anything on fire.