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[gatto]

If your shoes smelled like puke and you couldn't get the smell out, what would you do?

Besides buying new ones!!! (￣Ｏ￣)



Oh, hey, hey, guys! I wanna know. Have you been winning lots of points?? You've all better be working hard too! ♪

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[mellowyellow]

The real question here is HAVE YOU?

[gatto]

Sure I have! And I'm just gonna keep winning even MORE points!!

[mellowyellow]

You pass Go. Collect your play money.

[gatto]

YES!!! ♪

[That reference fliew completely over his head. He can gather it's something good, but huh...]

Hey, hey, what do you mean by passing Go??

[mellowyellow]

It's for a game that's more fun to play than explain.

But every time you pass Go you get rainbow colored cash you use to screw with the other players!

[In other words, OVERjoy is Monopoly.]

[gatto]

So it WAS a good thing!!

That sounds like a real weird game though. Do you just screw with each other the whole time??

[Sure sounds familiar, yep.

Of course, now he's wishing he'd gotten to play it at some point...!]

[mellowyellow]

Play money is only bad during play inflations!

The whole game is about making all your friends go broke. What do you think?

[gatto]

I like it~!! Your friends don't get real mad at you when you do it, do they?

[mellowyellow]

You can always refrain from shoving their losses in their faces.

But where's the fun in that?

[gatto]

It sounds a lot more fun if you do!! It's not so fun without some competition!

Eh, I wonder if we can find that game here too.

[mellowyellow]

Guess it's in the spirit of things. Maybe it is around here somewhere. Orange-ified or something.

Party in my room the moment we find it. Dibs on the hat!

[gatto]

Yeah, yeah, and they've got lots of things here! So we've gotta look for that game!

Is the hat part of the game??

[mellowyellow]

It's a piece, a player piece! Only the classiest.

And that is why we are going to ravage every shelf until we find monopoly!!

[gatto]

A classy player piece! ♪ I think I like it~

Yeah, yeah, that's right. We can look in every shop, in every shelf!!

Then a party in your room!

[mellowyellow]

I have text proof that I called it first!

Party in and on and all over my room! My roommates hoofed it as soon as they got here.

Play to win. I want dirty stinking cheaters all arguing over boardwalk!

[gatto]

Your roommates all left?? That's even better!!

Eh, why would you play if you don't wanna win anyway? Keep playing till you've beat everyone else!!

[mellowyellow]

[Not really. Why else would he be so quick to hold a party there?]

Exactly.

Meet me at the grocery store in an hour? THE HUNT IS ON.

[gatto]

[Craaaaftyyyyyy]

THE HUNT! ♪

Yeah, yeah, the grocery store, I'll go there now!