QUATTRO ♔ [TEXT]

[ushishishi]

If you have sunglasses, give them to the prince now or I'll search all of these rooms for them. If you resist that I'll kill you.

[Someone just woke up in a pile of sunshine and rainbows. Maybe the light just hurt his (now quite exposed) eyes. Seriously, how do these peasants walk around without getting blinded?]

Comments

[gatto]

They wouldn't suit you. ♥

+10 for reminder that you exist and made him a ginger

[ushishishi]

Die you piece of shit trash I'll kill you first

[....]

[Wow.]

[Wow.]

awwwyeeaaah

[gatto]

[Well, that escalated quickly.]

You can't! You're not gonna go out like THAT.

[kingshizuchan]

No. Stay out of my room, you fake mop.

[Because guess who's one of the few that actually has sunglasses.]

[ushishishi]

[It's only going to guess worse.]

Don't tell a prince what to do, idiot disgusting queer.

I'm gonna kill you now.

[Lordy.]

[He's just spewing out insults at this point.]

+10 to you too!

[ushishishi]

Piss off

Give them to me

How lovely! Such a nice gift, Bel

[kingshizuchan]

No. Go buy a pair at the store.

[You know they'll go well with your new hair style.]

He's just santa claus today!

[ushishishi]

I don't have to pay things that were stolen from me cuz im a prince

give them or pay with your life

I know! It's so precious.

[kingshizuchan]

I'm not giving you something that I've had from before arriving here.

[He paused a moment before adding another line.]

It'd contrast with your hair too much.

It will last until he stabs something!

[ushishishi]

I don't care.

If this doesn't wash out I'm stripping your skin off

+10 right back!

[gatto]

[Oh boy. He's not about to admit it, but he actually kind of agrees a little.]

Hmm~?

Ah, so you think it's disgusting! Or are you just mad cause of what happened?

and so it begins

[ushishishi]

you touched me in my sleep disgusting pervert. youre no better than luss at all.

gross

[This is the biggest "yes" ever. The buttrage reeks from this one.]

ping pong, ping pong, yay!!

[gatto]

Your friend likes them dead! I don't!!

Why would I wanna touch a stupid prince like you anyway? You're not my type at all~

[You should do something about that devastating asspain, Bel...]

boop bop boop bop back and forth

[ushishishi]

youre both gross queers

[Someone needs some butthurt cream STAT this is not getting better]

you and those peasants were hanging over me when I woke up. What else did you do to me I'll slit your throat once more for each thing

Re: boop bop boop bop back and forth

[gatto]

[Bel, this is not the way to ease your butthurt!]

You sure sound real mad about that, you know. I thought you said he liked girls!

But it was just your hair~ ♥ I didn't touch you. I'd puke!

+10

[ushishishi]

[He is not good with these emotion things or this new light coming into his sensitive eyes.]

that was levi. mad that a pervert like you got near me

...

I'm going to slaughter you for that alone.

[uh oh rage text is gone grammar is back he's even more angry]

why thank you, bel!

[gatto]

[Oh, Bel, no, don't encourage him...]

You have too many weird friends. But you don't have to worry about a PERVERT like me getting near you! I don't do things like that unless they want me to. ♥

Except for you!! I'm not getting near you at all!

...Because of your hair??

[He can bring it on, as far as Rin's concerned.]

no problem, rinny!

[ushishishi]

You got near me and touched my hair.

I'm coming to kill you.

[THIS IS A YES.]

Re: no problem, rinny!

[gatto]

And I almost puked! You really were real ugly under all that hair!

You can try all you want~

[Oh no, purposely winding him up has practically become a hobby by now, why. Doesn't help that he's lashing out in his own way after that insult. DEATH...]

[ushishishi]

Liar. You probably enjoyed seeing a prince's face, filthy trash.

I don't need to try. You've been lucky so far to escape dying by my hand, but that ends now.

[....]

[He is buttmad enough to declare war.]


[whoops.]

[gatto]

Nope! It didn't look any better than a regular person's face.

But how are you gonna do that, hmm?

[Oh boy. This has gone from buttmad to buttdevastated, rin, what have you gotten yourself into]

[ushishishi]

Looked better than that thing you call one.

shishishi, aaaaaaaa I'll cut your stomach open first, tear out your intestines, wrap them around your neck and kill you with them. Maybe I should cut your eyes out too, for what you did to mine.

+10 because that is actually kinda creepy

[gatto]

No, my face is cute! Not like yours!

[--Whoa. Sure, he's gotten plenty of threats before, a good number of them pretty nasty themselves, but this one takes the cake. He's pretty sure he's never gotten one this explicit before.]

And you think I'M disgusting. You're real sick.

sob i apologize for his creep

[ushishishi]

shishishishishishishishishishishishishishi

That's just the start.

it's such beautiful creep though

[gatto]

[..........DANGER, DANGER, WILL ROBINSON. Yet, even with that, his phone-ignorant self can't help but focus on the different font color...]

Even if you COULD do that, what would you even do after THAT? You really do get off on that stuff, don't you??