QUATTRO ♔ [TEXT]

[ushishishi]

If you have sunglasses, give them to the prince now or I'll search all of these rooms for them. If you resist that I'll kill you.

[Someone just woke up in a pile of sunshine and rainbows. Maybe the light just hurt his (now quite exposed) eyes. Seriously, how do these peasants walk around without getting blinded?]

Comments

boop bop boop bop back and forth

[ushishishi]

youre both gross queers

[Someone needs some butthurt cream STAT this is not getting better]

you and those peasants were hanging over me when I woke up. What else did you do to me I'll slit your throat once more for each thing

Re: boop bop boop bop back and forth

[gatto]

[Bel, this is not the way to ease your butthurt!]

You sure sound real mad about that, you know. I thought you said he liked girls!

But it was just your hair~ ♥ I didn't touch you. I'd puke!

+10

[ushishishi]

[He is not good with these emotion things or this new light coming into his sensitive eyes.]

that was levi. mad that a pervert like you got near me

...

I'm going to slaughter you for that alone.

[uh oh rage text is gone grammar is back he's even more angry]

why thank you, bel!

[gatto]

[Oh, Bel, no, don't encourage him...]

You have too many weird friends. But you don't have to worry about a PERVERT like me getting near you! I don't do things like that unless they want me to. ♥

Except for you!! I'm not getting near you at all!

...Because of your hair??

[He can bring it on, as far as Rin's concerned.]

no problem, rinny!

[ushishishi]

You got near me and touched my hair.

I'm coming to kill you.

[THIS IS A YES.]

Re: no problem, rinny!

[gatto]

And I almost puked! You really were real ugly under all that hair!

You can try all you want~

[Oh no, purposely winding him up has practically become a hobby by now, why. Doesn't help that he's lashing out in his own way after that insult. DEATH...]

[ushishishi]

Liar. You probably enjoyed seeing a prince's face, filthy trash.

I don't need to try. You've been lucky so far to escape dying by my hand, but that ends now.

[....]

[He is buttmad enough to declare war.]


[whoops.]

[gatto]

Nope! It didn't look any better than a regular person's face.

But how are you gonna do that, hmm?

[Oh boy. This has gone from buttmad to buttdevastated, rin, what have you gotten yourself into]

[ushishishi]

Looked better than that thing you call one.

shishishi, aaaaaaaa I'll cut your stomach open first, tear out your intestines, wrap them around your neck and kill you with them. Maybe I should cut your eyes out too, for what you did to mine.

+10 because that is actually kinda creepy

[gatto]

No, my face is cute! Not like yours!

[--Whoa. Sure, he's gotten plenty of threats before, a good number of them pretty nasty themselves, but this one takes the cake. He's pretty sure he's never gotten one this explicit before.]

And you think I'M disgusting. You're real sick.

sob i apologize for his creep

[ushishishi]

shishishishishishishishishishishishishishi

That's just the start.

it's such beautiful creep though

[gatto]

[..........DANGER, DANGER, WILL ROBINSON. Yet, even with that, his phone-ignorant self can't help but focus on the different font color...]

Even if you COULD do that, what would you even do after THAT? You really do get off on that stuff, don't you??

DO THE CREEP AAAA

[ushishishi]

[The red text is the WARNING SIGNAL FOR EMINENT NUCLEAR MELTDOWN.]

Rip out your idiot tongue, make you eat it. Slice each of the vessels from your heart so that disgusting blood of yours empties out. Strip you of your gross skin and burn it down like the trash it is. Cut away what barely makes you a man so you stop having those thoughts of the prince getting off.

[....He's getting way, way too into this....]

perfect for a certain prince...

[gatto]

[BUT IT'S SO PRETTY... AND A GOOD WAY TO CREATE MORE OBNOXIOUS TEXTS...

...This has just crossed into "this is kinda gross" territory for Rin. Yep, Bel would love the Executioners. And he can't exactly see him doing it, but Rin just spends a few moments staring at his phone before typing a reply.]

Hmm, you really are sick...

I don't even need to think about you getting off! It's real easy to see with the things you say like this!

it's his theme song

[ushishishi]

[Well, the color is his favorite.....]

[Bel, on the other hand, was laughing and giggling to himself as he imagined tearing this boy apart, finding his pauses absolutely hilarious.]

shishishishishishishishishishishi

Mayyyyyybe you should see for yourself that the prince isn't getting aroused by a perverted queer like you. It'll be the last thing you see.

Three minutes ♪

YES, IT IS

[gatto]

[What a coincidence...

Nope, nope. This sounds like when he challenged him to fight him in his room, he is not entering enemy territory!! ...Again.]

I think I'd puke if I was what got you off. It's thinking of doing all of those things that does it for you!

Three minutes for what?!

[ushishishi]

To live.

That mouth of yours shortened the time again.

bye bye

[gatto]

......Man, you really ARE mad! You're not gonna kill me in three minutes, you stupid prince~

[ushishishi]

Two minutes before I kill you.

It won't take more than a second.

♥

[gatto]

How are you even gonna find me in two minutes, huh?

You're still underestimating me. ♥

[ushishishi]

I'll find you because I'm a prince.

I don't underestimate trash.

[gatto]

[...Well. At least he's beginning to get used to this kind of weird answer.]

That's NOT gonna make it any easier. You don't even have those sunglasses yet, do you? Do you, do you?

You're~ gonna~ be sorry~

[ushishishi]

You've seen my eyes already. They'll be the last thing you see before you die.

[Nope on both counts!]

[gatto]

Yeah, and there wasn't anything real nice about them.

I'd rather see something ELSE before I die though! [LIKE HIS BROTHER'S CORPS-- uh.]

So I'm not gonna let you kill me. ♥

[ushishishi]

I don't care about what you want.

Two minutes.