[because they all have laughably hilarious bad luck, gosh. he's taking things in stride though. laughter is the best medicine, right??]

There's that saying... "Hope for the best but prepare for the worst". It's smart to keep things from taking you by surprise just because you've wanted to turn a blind eye to it. After all, dyed clothing is aggravating and a breach of privacy is no laughing matter, but it isn't deadly.