Japanese? No way, dude, we're both speaking English. I definitely don't know any Japanese other than sayonara, sucker. [ she'd definitely suspect artifact involvement if it wasn't improbable that it'd affect all of them. ] Maybe our new overlords have some sort of language magic.

And point. At least we've got a stove, even if it is covered with god knows what at this point. [ she returns with a smirk of her own. ] Bring it on; you can't be any worse than some of those reality cooking shows.