UNO ♔ [TEXT]

[ushishishi]

The people not involved in this game are nothing but wires and electronics under their skin.

How boring. I thought this cooperation would give a prince some real opponents.

Are all of you the same as them on the inside, I wonder?

Comments

[varmint]

You won't make many friends by generalizing like that.

[ushishishi]

Do you think your insides are any different? I would be happy to check ♪

[varmint]

I haven't the slightest doubt that mine are in fact different.

Wires and electronics, though...what makes you think that?

[ushishishi]

shishishi

I discovered their insides were nothing more than that when I cut them open, of course.

[varmint]

How disturbing...[regarding the wires AND the cutting...]

To think they'd go as far as to disguise themselves! Probably to keep an eye on us?

[sockswithsandals]

[Well you're nuts and he doesn't really want to talk to you!! but!!]

Did you keep any of them

[ushishishi]

It was nothing special. [He's seen much, much worse.]

Perhaps. This entire corporation may be nothing more than a true program.

[ushishishi]

[texting is different totally!!!]

For a fee I'll drag one back to the room.

[Sounding like Mammon there, Bel.]

[sockswithsandals]

[It involves less face!]

What kind of fee

[ushishishi]

[this is mutually beneficial!]

The only things that have any worth here. Points.

[sockswithsandals]

I can't just give them to you

Getting stabbed is not on my to-do list

[ushishishi]

shishisi Trying to avoid the inevitable?

Perhaps buying me food would be an acceptable substitute.

[sockswithsandals]

I could collect the pieces myself

[ushishishi]

Don't be ridiculous. You couldn't manage to drag one five meters, much less cut one open with your strength.

[sockswithsandals]

I would rather waste a day on that than buy you anything to be honest

[ushishishi]

Rude.

Your loss, then. Don't expect me to give you any knives or directions.

[sockswithsandals]

Stabbing is rude

You're a mess [the state of 109...] so it shouldn't be hard to find

[ushishishi]

A prince doesn't have to adhere to your rules.

Touch one of my knives and I'll slit your throat with the same one.

[Plus, his knives are pretty much the only things he takes care of- they're quite hidden with traps.]

[sockswithsandals]

Well I'm not letting you stab me

And I was talking about the dead robot

As if you're going to clean it up yourself

[ushishishi]

How cute, trying to set down rules for me.

Well, then, I'll just cut it up enough so that you can't find it.

[MATURITY.]

[sockswithsandals]

[oh for god's sake you actual child]

Thinking of me, how flattering

Maybe I won't look in the end and you'll have wasted your time

[ushishishi]

Consider it a favor.

It's a fun way to pass the time in any case.

[Aka cutting things is cool shit man]

[sockswithsandals]

I'm starting to suspect you don't know the meanings of basic words

Could you leave the head at least

[ushishishi]

Or perhaps you don't. You should learn my meaning of "favor" very soon if you want to keep it.

That will cost you a snack.

[he needs energy to sever heads, man]

[sockswithsandals]

Do you come with a guide

I will give you two chip bags for it

[He has two snack bundles and the chips are his least favored thing, they are worth a robot head, surely.]