DUE ♔ [ACTION/TEXT]

[ushishishi]

[Option 1: Offline]

[If you're out and about today around the city, and happen to turn the corner onto a certain street, you have the misfortune of running into the city-famous prince. But today is an unusual day, given that he isn't giving the warning siren of giggles or flashing that Cheshire cat smile, but instead is scowling, hunched over and looking more than a little pouty.]

[He sees you, and storms up like you owe him money. Surprisingly, no knives are coming out this time.]

You- Have you seen Mammon?

[He expects an answer, and now. Never mind if you don't know who that is, you should know his location!!!]

[Option 2: Text]

Mammon is missing. If any of you took him away to anger the prince, I'll slit your throat.

Comments

[text]

[mellowyellow]

Dude, you are not worth the effort kidnapping involves.

My theory is that he got jealous of the love you lavish upon your precious tiara and ran away to join a circus!

[text] +10 to our hero

[ushishishi]

A few are jealous of me and have formed alliances against me, Mammon isn't jealous, it's not a tiara, he wouldn't run away from a mission and you're not worth a prince's time.

[text] YAY snacks this week!

[mellowyellow]

Sounds like everybody would be happier if YOU ran away to join the circus. I would totally splurge to buy you a pretty pink princess dress to match the tiara!

[text] /o/

[ushishishi]

If you want to treat me, then kill yourself.

[wow, bel. wow. SUPER RUDE]

If you had anything to do with Mammon disappearing, I'll do it myself.

[text]

[mellowyellow]

I'm not sad enough to resort to something that lame.

But if you are, I guess you're in the right place!

You should have mugs printed. "Insert blood of innocents here."

[text]

[ushishishi]

You're annoying enough.

The blood of innocents is much better spread everywhere than contained.

[text]

[mellowyellow]

Cute. (　' ')ﾉﾉ⌒●~*

At least it'd go with all the orange.

[text]

[ushishishi]

Annoying.
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You can be part of the decoration effort.

[text]

[mellowyellow]

I'm more of a critic than an artist! I'd enjoy it best from a distance.

[text]

[ushishishi]

I didn't say anything about enjoying it.

[text]

[mellowyellow]

Yeah, but as a critic, I can't very well let the artist enjoy it either!

[text]

[ushishishi]

And what do you plan to do to stop me?

[text]

[mellowyellow]

Say really mean things about your mother!

[text]

[ushishishi]

My mother is dead.

[text]

[mellowyellow]

And fat.

And ugly.

And hairy.

[text]

[ushishishi]

She was~

[...bad family life.]

[text]

[mellowyellow]

That explains so much. It really does.

[text]

[ushishishi]

shishishi Why she's dead because of me?

[...Well, saying he killed her might be stretching it a bit, considering he only barely "killed" his brother. But she's dead and that's that.]

[text]

[mellowyellow]

Not that.

The fat, ugly and hairy part.

[text] annnnd ANOTHER +10 points

[ushishishi]

The prince is none of those things, idiot trash.

[text] On a roll~

[mellowyellow]

Someone's thinking he should buy some shaving cream~~~♥

[text] forever on a roll

[ushishishi]

I know of a better use of those blades.

[text]

[mellowyellow]

Yeah, but we already went over suicide being lame.

[text]

[ushishishi]

Murder and suicide are different.

[text]

[mellowyellow]

As different as you can make them look.