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[chemistries]

[Kon's outside the library, smoking at a computer he built immediately after arriving, staring up at the sky instead of the camera.] So this has all been surprisingly boring so far. I don't care about living in dorms, but playing violent games for points? That got old before high school. I'm more interested in the fact that we all understand each other. The language barrier? It doesn't exist and it should. We're all from different dimensions, right? Someone should definitely be speaking in clicks and grunts.

[He exhales a stream of smoke and rolls his eyes toward the camera.]

Anyway, I've noticed that a lot of the people here are eating takeout and then regretting it later. Would anybody be interested in cooking lessons? I mean, you'd have to be willing to bet that I'm not going to poison you and take your wallet, but look at what you've been eating. It might be worth the risk.

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voice;

[mellowyellow]

Man, are you a language professor, a science professor, or a home ec teacher? Pick one! If you're gonna sound pretentious, stick to one subject at least. You'll make everybody else look bad!

[It is debatable whether Masaomi knows the exact definition of the word "pretentious," but he continues nonetheless.]

But the answer you're looking for is that we've all been dumped into a bad sci-fi tv show. That's why all the aliens look and sound human.

voice;

[chemistries]

I don't make a habit of going out of my way to make stupid people feel better about themselves.

Why would someone go through all the effort of luring us here for the sake of a shitty tv show? It'd take a considerable amount of power to pull something like this off; surely they could make it prime time if they wanted.

voice;

[mellowyellow]

Eh? But that's no good. People who are really stupid never think they're stupid!

Maybe they like shitty tv shows. Masterminds usually have really bad reasons for this stuff anyway.

voice;

[chemistries]

Do you think I care?

Yeah, you consort with masterminds often?

voice;

[mellowyellow]

Do you~?

No way! [He laughs the question aside like it's silly.] I said sci-fi not sentai! I just play a lot of cheap games.